HEY THERE GUYS AND GALS! I'M CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY JOEL AND HERE AT CRAZY JOEL'S UP AND DOWN AUTO PALACE, WE HAVE ALLLLLLLL THE FLYING CAR MODELS THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!

USED? NEW? WE HAVE 'EM ALL! THREE YEAR HOVER CONVERSION WARRANTEE! WE ONLY SELL THE BEST OF THE BEST! THE NEW TOYOTA SKYDOG, ONLY $4,990 A MONTH! OR THE NISSAN EAGLE FOR ONLY $6,000!

WE ALSO HAVE FLYING LESSONS HERE! WHY, WE HAVEN'T HAD A FLYING CAR ACCIDENT IN THIS TOWN FOR ALMOST THREE WEEKS, AND PART OF THAT IS THANKS TO CRAAAAAAAAAZY JOEL'S IMPECCABLE AUTO SALES FLIGHT TRAINING!

SURE, SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT GIVING PEOPLE THE ABILITY TO CRASH IN THREE DIRECTIONS WHEN THEY COULDN'T HANDLE TWO WAS A BAD IDEA, BUT HERE WE THINK THAT THE AVERAGE CITIZEN WHO WILL HABITUALLY CRASH INTO TELEPHONE POLES, DRIVE DRUNK, OR MAKE ILLEGAL LEFT TURNS WITH NO WARNING ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF FLYING CARS AT SPEEDS OF OVER 200 MPH!

SO COME ON DOWN TO CRAAAAAAAAZY JOEL'S UP AND DOWN AUTO PLACE! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 30 YEARS, SINCE 2015, AND WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! BRING THE KIDS! JUST REMEMBER TO GET APPROVAL FROM OUR GIANT MUTANT SPACE MONKEY OVERLORDS BEFORE LEAVING YOUR HOUSE, OR THEY'LL SEND YOU OFF TO THE SPICE MINES!

Located conveniently off exit 3493 next to the International House of Soylent Green.