OK:
Step right up folks
Here it is techno-societies' answer to low self esteem.
If your spirit can't fly the Buick Buzz-Bomb will see to it.
Just 480 easy monthly payments, and if ya can't make em, there's a bailout package workin it's way through the house as we speak.
Comes with lustrous crimson upholstery to handle the inevitable.
I'm tellin ya folks, it's the Bees Knees.
Yassuh....