Move to San Francisco
Because it's late March, and I am still wearing thermal underwear. Because I LIKE it when people are nice to me when ordering a bagel. Because I want to study the history of the American West, and you can't do that in the East, except at Yale, and who wants to live in New Haven? I also really like red wine, artichoke hearts, sourdough bread and walking uphill.

Recieve a PhD
Because I want to check off the Dr. box on credit card applications and magazine subscriptions. I also like public speaking, and teaching college is a good way to do that for a living. I figure that'll also keep me in school for a VERY long time, which is exactly where I want to be.

Learn to sew
H&M always has these cute, low-key wrap dresses that I always see and think "y'know, I could probably make that." Plus, someone is bound to compliment me on it, and then I can say, thanks, I made it myself. I feel like that would be pretty rewarding.

Drive cross country
I'd love to be free of the guilt that this activity would pile on me. All those carbon emissions. Buuut, I figure Brian will probably have to do it someday for touring purposes, and I've never been to the Badlands, and Brian also has green-guilt, so if there's anyone who'd do this the low-impact way AND invite me along, it's him.

Have a BFF
These things are hard to find. Yikes.