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- March 23, 2009 by larbage
- I eat a lot of ham before I die.
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I want to do many things and I have life plan ADD. New day, new plan. Too much to experience, not enough time. That is why I try to take vacays as often as possible. Spain in April, fingers crossed.
Spain
Top o' the list. Spain. It's the motherland. I actually have no genetic association with Spain but I feel like it tenderly calls my name. "Corinna. Corinna... Venga," etc. I am going to go to Madrid and Barcelona as soon as possible and I'm going to eat so much fucking jamon serrano I might as well turn pink and start oinking. Also, I'll drink a lot of wine and make out with a lot of Spaniards. Have you seen 'em? They're generally real good lookin'.
Live in Brazil
Yeah, it's paradise. I want to chill in Rio and drink sucos all day and all night and hang out at the beach and eat corn on the cob.
Scuba dive
I am terrified of sharks. And yet I feel a strong urge to go to Honduras and/or Belize, get scuba-certified and hang out with whale and reef sharks. Might I die? Yes, that is possible.
Open a cafe or restaurant
Why? Why do I want to do this? Restaurant ownership is quite possibly the most miserable occupation on the planet. But I am Greek. And we are born with a strong urge to own restaurants and explain root words.
Go to a techno festival in Reykjavik
Party all night while it's still light out? Techno jamz? Euro trash? The answer to all these questions and more is YES.
Buy myself those Jimmy Choos
No, I'm not wildly materialistic. But there's this sick pair of $600 shoes that I intend to buy one day when $600 is not the difference between homelessness and residency.
A ton of other things
I'd also like to visit every continent, see Machu Picchu, learn how to sail, sail the Greek isles, move back to Greece, get married, trick someone into writing a song about me, play the piano well, take a lot of pictures, be in a lot of pictures, be a celebrity, act in a play or movie, fall in love a lot and much much more.

Allie - corn on the cob is the best beach snack! Vendors in Rio walk around with them and they are so good.