It was the start & the art of males dumping me

Gordon, my first boyfriend in kindergarten, and I were playing house during lunchtime at my school.

We had JUST started dating. He gave me a pink headband with sparkles so I obviously was into him.

He then kissed me.

He then dumped me. Something about me being too available at snacktime. Maybe I ate too much paste (which I did do I admit). But he started dating this little slut in our class. I can't remember her name but I do remember she had an issue with pooping in her pants.

I got dumped for a girl who pooped in her pants.

I guess i remember the dumping more than the kiss but I loved the headband, totally worth the heartbreak.

And that folks is where my streak started!