I have absolutely no idea what this question is asking. It almost seems like an inside joke. When I checked out this Maggie's blog, Mighty Girl, on Monday, there was some other question there just like this. A box at the end of a three-sentence post read "Choose one: Mom, Dad, Court-appointed Official." No explanation at all. I had to go read comments other people had made on the post is order to understand what the hell was going on with this poll: apparently "Who would you live with if your parents split up?" was the question.

My question: why didn't you just say that?? I would be more than delighted to ponder this issue, "choose one," and explain my reasoning in a comment, but only if I know what the issue is. This is seriously annoying.

So, later, Plinky. As much as I love it here, this is jank. I'll be back next week when this wannabe is done "inspiring."