If my total obsession with zombie movies has given me any applicable zombie survival methods it would look like this:

1. Quit falling down
2. If these are your "slow-walk" sort of zombies... fucking relax! They will only get to you because you're acting like a crazy, squirming brain lunch box that will ultimately destroy itself because you're just standing there screaming at them. You can out run them... hell, you could out walk them. Get the fuck out of the parking lot or alley and go for a stroll towards the next major city, take in a movie, have a beer, and by the time you get home the day will be saved.
3. Screaming doesn't help anything.
4. Zombies are not for having sex with. Really.
5. If a japanese "rock" band is in town, you are way more likely to die from explosions than the zombies. Fight the japanese first.
6. That girl, may be a dude... just sayin'
7. Wear goggles, gloves, and a face mask if possible.
8. If you are in a strip club... first of all, these zombies used to be hookers that used to be strippers. Second, they are even slower than usual, quit panicking. Third, stop having sex until the zombie threat is over. Seriously. Four, leave the strip club.
9. If you call the police they will be eaten while on the phone with you. Quit being selfish and leave law enforcement out of this.
10. Just because it looks sort of dead and wants to kill you doesn't mean that it is a zombie... have you explored other options?
11. Hazmat suit. Just sayin'
12. STOP FUCKING FALLING DOWN!