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    • Zombies! An Eight-Step Plan

    • 1. Twitter.
      2. Crowdsource a Costco takeover.
      3. Secure entrances.
      4. Neutralize Costco undead in increasingly cinematic ways, using only products at hand.
      5. Clean off that food processor. We might want to use it later.
      6. Set up Wifi.
      7. Update Facebook status.
      8. Organize a yoga class.

       
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    hshellen said:
    The zombies will never know what hit them.
    posted over 4 years ago
    LostZombies said:
    Sounds like a well thought out plan
    posted over 4 years ago
    cnfac said:
    Perfect! I like number 5.
    posted over 4 years ago
    acidlor said:
    lmao love this!
    posted over 4 years ago
    RJBailey said:
    That's a better plan than mine (curling into a ball and wetting myself ^_^)
    posted over 4 years ago
    moritz said:
    Truly fantastic. Love it. I will print it out and put it on the wall in my office next to fire escape procedure and health and safety check list. coz you never know....be ready for everything!:)
    posted over 4 years ago

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