I've spent the better part of my life avoiding just this question. Who wants to think about Zombies? I have to believe that they have horrible morning breath not to mention if they are Joss Whedon-style space zombies then they also will want to do worse things than just the brain eating. Yuck.

If watching "I Am Legend" has taught us anything it's that Zombies aren't fond of light so I'm thinking some good powerful round the clock halogen work lamps would be on the "to purchase" list for staving them off short term.

On the other hand, maybe zombies are misunderstood. They are technically dead, but they would probably rather be dead than out wreaking havoc in the world. Maybe they need someone to listen. Everyone always wants to put a shotgun shell through them but that rarely helps matters as zombies are hardly ever alone. What to do?

Every solution I can come up with still involves being around zombies in some way shape or form which sounds terrible, with their dripping flesh and rotting carcasses. Maybe the way to go would be to get one of those good "Abyss"-style diving rigs that is planted deep on the ocean floor. Zombies don't strike me as being the ocean going type and we have enough oxygen for years. Bite my hard metal oxygen cointainers, zombies!