I am one of "Those Guys".

I've seen every (worthwhile) zombie movie. Read World War Z. Own the Survival Guide. Been to every website that has tips on a Zombie Apocalypse.

Well, you may laugh and roll your eyes but you know what? I'm fuckin' ready.

Not only am I ready, I welcome it. Bring it ON! I'm not even scared.

This is our chance. This is when the nerds, the sci-fi geeks and the comic book dweebs can become something more. Armed with the information and knowledge of every possible situation, this is the day we can be heroes!

And do you know why?

Zombies are not jocks. Zombies are not trained soldiers. They aren't stealthy, fast or strong. They are feeble and easily destroyed. It will be like facing a nursing home full of elderly people with a bad case of rabies.

Even the wimpiest of us can still kick their Grandmothers' ass. All day, every day.

And in doing so, we are winning a war. And everyone loves a hero.