• March 27, 2009 by Skorp
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    • Where was the man-whore option?

    • Slutty.

      As a straight male...that is the only option.

      The reason I would attempt being sexy is to get to the sex-ing. Why would I put on the cologne, wear the nice shirt and pretend to listen? I'm not putting on this show so you can compliment me on my keen fashion sense. If I could still get to the good stuff by wearing my raggy jeans and comfortable 10-year-old sweatshirt, I would.

      But no, I have to try and be sexy to lure you into being slutty.

      Sexy is not normal for a straight man. It's simply a plan of attack.

       
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  • Comments

    jess said:
    I can't speak for gay men, but as far as women go, we're a lot simpler than men think. If the man refrains from noisy, smelly bodily functions for an acceptable period of time, we'll find SOMETHING effortlessly sexy about him!
    posted over 2 years ago
    jabberwokkez said:
    That last line is t-shirt material or a someecards
    posted over 2 years ago
    Skorp said:
    I can hold in a fart for hours, I just never thought that was a turn-on.
    posted over 2 years ago
    Skorp said:
    @ jabberwokkez - I want a piece of the profit if you do!
    posted over 2 years ago

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