• March 27, 2009 by Skorp
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    • Swapping spit at warp factor 9!

    • I'm sure the Catholic Church never intended for me to lose my tongue virginity on the Tilt-A-Whirl in the parking lot of their sacred grounds.

      But I did.

      And to top it off, 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" was playing loud as we whipped around while trying to avoid chipping a tooth.

      Looking back...

      ...I wouldn't have changed a thing.

      (Monica....call me!)

       
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  • Comments

    DeboBlue said:
    They actually played 2LiveCrew at your church? Dang man, talk about progressive! What did y'all do for Communion--the Hustle?
    posted over 2 years ago
    Skorp said:
    A church hiring an outside service without checking first makes for some funny moments. There was a carnie drinking a beer on church grounds as well.
    But then, this is the same church that made me watch Jesus Christ: Superstar in class. Frightening!
    posted over 2 years ago
    darlin_virg said:
    We Catholics are an awesome bunch! I was in the choir and looked how I turned out!!!
    posted over 2 years ago

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