Drink a beer with a Man Crush
The obvious choice would be Paul Rudd but I'm sure his man date card is filled. So instead I choose Jason Statham because during our man date I plan on picking a fight with some dude just so I can have "The Stath" roundhouse his face off.

Punch a person you should never punch
I want to punch a blind guy. Or maybe a midget. Perhaps even someone with a walker. I want people to bring that story up for many years after I'm gone.

Breed the world's first Unicorn
I'd probably have to become some kind of geneticist first but I'm sure if I could create a living, breathing Unicorn...the world would always remember me as the man who gave them true happiness.

Make Disco popular again
So my tombstone would say "He did the impossible".

Fly a jetpack into the sun
Just owning a real jetpack is one thing. Dying in a jet pack crash is also pretty cool.
But as a final act, flying it into the sun would be AWESOME!