Debo's Bucket List

Visit Hong Kong
I want to eat at a streetside vendor selling chicken parts, bugs and fish parts not known in these here parts.

Finding my high school drama teacher
I'd finally be able to tell her how much I hated her for pushing me into matronly, ugly, subservient roles just because I was fat and black. And I'd tell her I thought she was a horrible dancer!

Attending Fashion Week NY
I've always wanted to sit front row with a couple of hot dogs in my lap, a 44 oz on the floor below me and watch those poor starving creatures prance up and down the runway. I know that once they smell the food, their eyes will bulge and they will jump the crowd trying to find the hotdogs. The ensuing frenzy of those femmes fighting for food will be captured on every major news show and I'll be right there, wiping mustard from my lips and grinning.

Buying headstones for my parents
Because although they lived simple lives, I'd like them to have huge, ornate gravestones that signify how great and awesome I thought they were as parents.