It's Mine! Mine you hear?

When you can't see the forest for the trees

Ohmygosh! Give me the Amazon Kindle so that I won't be a contributor to more tree killing machines to make paper. If I had a Kindle I'd be kinder, sweeter, more alert. Nah, I'd flaunt that thing like Britney flaunts her weaves. How many is she up to now anyways?