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- March 27, 2009 by colorfuljacksons
- I demand A Portable Espresso Bar
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It's all very simple. I want what I want and I want it now
A Portable Espresso Bar
I want to be able to make my own drinks whenever I want. And with all the gormet ingredients. The soy milk HAS to be the fresh/refridgerated SILK. The Chocolate HAS to be Ghirardelli. I want freshly ground, good espresso in both regular and decaf. I want Chai Tea AND Yerba Mate available at my request. I want the ambience of the coffee shop with real coffee cups and coffee shop jazz music playing nonstop. And if I want just regular coffee, we'd better have the GOOD flavored creamers in these flavors: Vanilla, chocolate carmel, that special holiday mocha and the special holiday pepermint mocha. AND... I want random people to drink my coffee with. I don't want them to bother me, I just want them to be there so I can people watch while I drink my own coffee.
A Colorful Playground for my Kids
An EMT has to come with the Playground and be available to play nanny to my children while they play. We need swings and slides and a bouncy house. A playhouse must be filled with treats and clean tea party accessories including all the dress up clothes. The EMT/nanny must be a good player and participate in the dress up tea party. Since we're demanding that we might as well demand a vanity station for my daughter so she can do makeovers on whoever she wants.
Dairy-Free treats for the kids
My son can NOT have dairy and I will know if he DOES eat dairy because he will have an allergic reaction. We need So-licious Soy ice cream and various sorbets and popsicles. 70% Cocoa chocolate bars and peanut butter. Various fruits and Vegetables including stringless sugar snap peas and yellow and red pre-sliced bell peppers. OH! And don't forget the Pepperocinies, pickles, and grape tomatoes as well as the chips, FRESH guacomole and salsa.
Endless Art supplies
We might as well build an art supply store next to my studio. I want to be able to browse through a good selection and use whatever I want. I want to try out EVERYTHING. Eventually this demand will be more precise and the store can be reopened to the public.
Live Music
Give me a band to play live acoustic coffee shop music. If the song is not right, I'll signal for them to fast forward to the next one. And of course, I can signal to replay a song as well. Occasional 15 minute breaks will be awarded with my very own coffee drinks that I make at the espresso bar!
Chocolate Extreme Blizzards from Dairy Queen and Chocolate Silk Pie from Marie Calendars
No explanation necessary
A good fight or argument when I so decide I am in the mood
Because sometimes I just need a good fight... but I have to win and it has to be convincing.
A Hot Bubble Bath with lavendar scents and candles
You'd better bring in the band for this one to play Barry White songs and it better be the real Barry White! I'll KNOW if it is NOT the real Barry White because I will have an allergic reaction.
Private Jet
When I decide I am done, I want a jet to take me wherever I choose to go and it has to be a secret escape!

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