Evian Water
I can't afford that now, I only presume that when I'm cool enough to HAVE a rider, someone else will be paying for my drinks.

Thugs
I'd like to have someone around to toss out the riff-raff and catch-and-release soul eating spiders.

Massage Therapist
It takes a lot out of a girl to do whatever it is that I'm famous for.

Nail Tech
I sure as hell can't apply nail polish myself!

Historial book of the area
I would like to do some sight seeing while doing whatever it is that I do.

A plum floating in perfume in a man's hat
I can ask for whatever I want.