Mat Devine
He has the plans for the arctic kingdom to which I shall withdraw and rule the world. Mwahaha and so on.

Lifetime supply of chocolate
It is self explanatory! Life shall be good and tasty.

Lifetime supply of caffiene
I aim to replace my soul with caffiene and become immortal.

Private Jet
Since they haven't mastered teleportation yet. But not one of those dodgy jets that like to get better acqainted with the ground, a Boeing. A rival for Air Force One. Hey, it says UNREASONABLE demands.

Lifetime tickets to any gig
Music fandom gone WILD!

Free books
Just imagine. As many books as I could possibly read or possibly desire. Love.

Open Access to any set I desire
I promise not to be a nuisance. I just want to skulk around and observe everything. I'm nosy like that.

TARDIS
The opportunities are endless! In fact, I will trade everything on this list for a TARDIS. All the experiences at your fingertips and to really make the most of time. That would be pretty damn awesome. I would prefer to do it without the death and destruction, but if Ten is along for the ride well, it might be worth it.

Ianto Jones
Someone will need to organise my life with all this stuff and prepare that lifetime supply of coffee. I can't think of anyone better suited (no pun intended). And no, I wouldn't object if a certain Captain tagged along.

Matt Bellamy's piano
Which will be enlarged in order to serve as my palace [in the arctic kingdom? Hm. Still working out the minor details]. Finally, I will be living the dream!