If I were in the position to demand anything, this is what I would demand.

All the vanilla lates I can drink.
I need coffee. It is essential to the creative process. No coffee, no progress.

A truckload of Endangered Species Chocolate bars
Chocolate is important to life, and Endangered Species chocolate is the best.

A $500 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble
I need to know what the great thinkers thought. Plus, I have a reading list that's taller then me.

A year subscription to National Geographic
It's pretty, and I like to know about the world.

$500 worth of iTunes credits
I like to listen to music, and there are a lot of cds that I want to listen to that I don't have yet.