Clothes that wash themselves.
The amount of clothes I wear in a week is far too many for me to keep up on. Washing them just takes too long.

Free money.
Who wouldn't want this

The perfect job.
I have yet found one of these, something, somewhere that I have no excuse to complain about or quit.

Eye make-up that doesn't smear.
It's just a bitch to have to re-apply eye-liner more than once a day.

Straight thick healthy hair.
Won't happen. I have curly fried hair that I have to straighten to be content with.

Thanks mom