My non serious answer: I predict the future and therefore have no need for "news".

I actually think about this quite often. In reality I get most of my news from TV and family/friends. Not the most trusted sources. But then what is? At least I don't watch FOX news. But newspapers and magazines are already making the move to online. Basically whatever one would want to read on paper they could read online. It's convenient and just generally better. It does make me sad though. An era is over.