Exact change for any purchase i make for the rest of my life
it's better than wishing for a million bucks because eventually a million bucks will be spent. but if you say i want exact change, then you always have the perfect amount of money for anything you might buy!

i know. i'm a FREAKIN genius!

lifetime supply of cigs
cause they're freakin expensive. and also super awesome

lifetime supply of diet coke
yeah, i know, i stole this from rae but it's a good one! i love this stuff!

a sledgehammer with shocks and pegs
LUCKY!

a grand piano and a place to put it
because they are beautiful and only beautiful music can come out of beautiful intruments