If I had a 1,000,000

I'd but you a house

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd buy you furniture for your house - maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd but you a K-car - a nice reliant automobile

If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd build a treefort in our yard

If I had a 1,000,000

You could help it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a 1,000,000

Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there

Wouldn't that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000

I but you a fur coat - but not a real fur coat that's cruel

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd buy you an exotic pet - like a llama or an emu

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd but you John Merick's remains - All them crazy elephant bones

If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I had a 1,000,000

We'd take a limousine cause it costs more

If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd but you a green dress - but not a real green dress that's cruel

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd but you some art - A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a 1,000,000

I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a monkey?

If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000

If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!

{Barenaked Ladies}