Today when I was at work, I went to text Nick to ask him if we could break up on Facebook as an April Fool's Day prank. As I was texting, I realized he wouldn't be able to change his status anyways because he actually does work when he is at work and does not have the time for that crap. Then I also realized I know his password.

So I hacked into his Facebook and asked me to marry him, then signed in as myself and accepted. The plan was, people would see it and call/text him while he was at work and congratulate him on getting engaged, and he would be like WTF IS GOING ON HERE. But instead, everyone called/texted ME to congratulate me. Even Nick's best friend sent me a message, and said nothing to Nick. So I pranked everyone BUT Nick, which is all right I guess.

I ended up telling Nick about my prank before he came home. He was mad that I signed into his Facebook and even madder that I said we were getting married (he gets really lame about marriage). So not only are we not engaged, he's probably going to break up with me.

April Fools.