My Grandmother
She's already passed away but nobody ever said that they had to be alive. I miss her damn it. Allow me that one.

My ex's wife.
We hate each other. Nothing to pass the time like a good old fashioned fight. Plus I would win anyway.

Dave Chapelle
Everything that guy says is funny. He could say..."man I'm tired". And my stomach would hurt so bad from laughing.

James Lipton
The host of Inside the Actor's Studio. I don't have a whole lot to talk about but he would make my life sound interesting!

My fiance, J. Valentine
I mean this is a given, do you really have to ask?