I demand that my bill collectors cease and desist any and all future attempts to contact me.
I see the 1(800) number on my cell phone display. I know it's you calling. I'm not going to answer, because I can't pay you anything today. In fact, tomorrow's not looking so good either.

I demand to see instantaneous results from exercise.
I don't want to wait 6 weeks to see results! I want to see firmer thighs, a tighter butt, and a flatter stomach after the very first session. How am I supposed to stay motivated without instant results???

I demand to win the lottery.
I don't even want to play. Just give me the damn money. I demand it. Now.

I demand a robot maid, like "Rosie" from the Jetson's.
I will no longer be picking up after everyone and doing the dishes and scrubbing the toilets. Rosie will do it all. Without pay, and without complaints. I'm tired.

I demand 2-day work weeks and 5-day weekends.
We've done it the other way around for years. It's time for a change. Change is good.