A Wizard
Do I really have to explain? He would solve my problems very quickly. Assuming he knew his stuff. And I'm claustrophobic so getting out is one of the first priorities.

My dad
If a wizard isn't available my dad could probably get me out. He's a regular mcgyver.seriously.

Anyone interesting
If all else fails then I would spend my time probing the mind of the infinately fascinating. Lincoln, Elizabeth Tabor, Jesus, The easter bunny...ect.

David Sedaris
I could be in his next book!!