womanizer by britney spears

She says the word 'womanizer'. A lot.
You know that point where you say a word so often it's starts losing all meaning and devolves into nothing but a stream of grunts, whistles and clicks, and starts to resemble the raging howls of a tribe of gibbons?

It's like that, but wearing a dress and dancing at the same time.

insania by peter andre

I'll admit the fact that it's sung by Peter Andre does bias it instantly. But the fact that it was released based entirely upon the fact that he MADE UP A WORD ON TELLY to impress a girl makes this unforgivable.

Four year olds have more linguistic capability than this man's trogoldyte grasp on the english language, and they accordingly have as much right to rain scorn down on it as the rest of us.

In fact, the one solitary person that is not in a position to do so is, coincidentally, the one girl he somehow managed to successfully woo with his thesaurian foreplay.

Addams Groove by MC Hammer

The track released to accompany the theatrical relese of the Addams Family movie - features the classic lines
'They do what they wanna do, say what they wanna say,
Live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play,
Dance how they wanna dance, KICK AND THEY SLAP A FRIEND'?

Even aged 10 that struck me as some ropey-ass song-smithing from the 'Hammer...