Baker street by Gerry Rafferty

I loathe this song. Every fibre of my being objects to it to the point where I almost feel physically ill. I don't know why, it's just the way things are. When I hear that sax intro I want to run screaming into the night.

Crank That by Soulja Boy

What is there to LIKE? I mean come on, it's just nasal rambling. This isn't music. This is annoying repetitive nonsense. Not helped by the fact that my neighbour's kids play it incessantly at parties and do the dance too.

Touch the Sky by Kanye West

It doesn't matter what I like or don't like about this song. Kanye doesn't care. He likes it (and himself) enough on everyone's behalf!