• At Least I Got a Free Trip To Japan...
    • I had my 15 minutes of fame last summer. I was a contestant on the ABC reality show: I Survived a Japanese Game Show. I am from a rather small rural town, so I have had a lot of attention and press from my some what disappointing performance on the show. I made it to the 3rd episode (out of 7) when I was eliminated by a buxom blonde bimbo. Sad.
      Anyway, when ever I go to the local mall, and when I say mall I mean Walmart I get accosted by fans.
      The conversations always go like this:
      Random Person: Are you the girl from the Japanese Gameshow?
      Me: Yep
      Random Person: Those people were so mean to you. Why didn't you tell them off.
      Me: I did but apparently the editors at ABC didn't feel the words "cock bite" and "dumb shit" were things that an naive innocent from North Idaho would say...
      Random Person: They really do that?
      Me: Yes.. can't you see I am much more of a bitch in person?
      Random McRandomson: Uh, yeah.

       
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