If I never achieve fame again in my life, that is just fine by me. As long as I always have this moment in which to refer.*

Before you “boo!” me, consider this: My husband is great at everything. Not just good. Great! And as much as I love him, it drives me crazy that I can never beat him at anything.

So, on our wedding day, in front of our most dearest relatives and ALL of his friends, I decided I would disappoint expectations and shock the hell out of everyone.

And I did a good job, if I do say so myself!

My friend tried to convince me to go on the count of two (which obviously my dear, cheating husband did).

However, in a moment of clarity (actually it was his scheming face that did it) I recalled an old Tae Kwon Do trick. This was ‘Sudden Death’. He could out power me. He was faster than me. But wouldn’t plan on my duck-n-throw maneuver.

Pity, because the cake was SO delicious.

But then, so is my status. Reigning queen of the wedding cake smash!**

*which is increasingly hard since this picture mysteriously disappeared. It took me two days to find it...hmmm, wonder who hid it?

** our friends that married after us are so scared of each-other now, it’s ridiculous. The one gal broke the wedding photographer’s camera throwing cake at her groom (I’m so proud).