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- April 9, 2009 by MyLittlePwny
- Stuck in an elevator with Jason Statham
Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
If I were to get stuck in the elevator with someone, I'd like to think I'd be lucky enough to be trapped with Jason Statham. For two very obvious reasons. If I have to explain the first, and most critical, reason...then you are dead to me. DEAD. Jason Statham (or Jase, we're that close) is HOT HOT HOT. My cucumber hole is making it's own vinaigrette just thinking about it. However, he's slowly stabbing me in the heart by continuing to have fraudulent relationships with women. I can't really blame them, no one can resist The Statham, but they better back the fuck off before they become victims of 'mysterious circumstances'. The second reason is that he has a nice soothing english accent. Which will come in handy after the 10th hour of being trapped, as I'd like to think that is the hour in which I start freaking out about not being saved and having to eat each other to survive...
What about you?