Chapstick (tm) with Moisturizer
Have you SEEN my lips? It looks like I got Emo and started dragging razor blades across them. Which, for the record, I did not do. Damn you, cold "spring" weather... damn you, Midwest...

"New Moon" bt Stephenie Meyer
I'm sorry. The books are good. I can't deny my bibliophile instincts just because a bunch of pre-teen weeping girls are in love with some actor portraying a vampire. I just can't.

$1.19 in change
Which, of course, is just shy of the cost of a soda in our vending machines. Blast!

Ibuprofen 800
Migraines, people. And because no one lets you zonk out on Heroin at work. Ahhh, to dream - except not really. I don't look very good when I'm emaciated.

A Hot Wheels car - '79 Nissan Fairlady
No, I do not have any sons. I just have a 25-year-old toddler that i'm married to who ll his old toy cars. And I wanted something to play with at my desk.

Giant wallet
Alas, not for holding giant amounts of money. More like holding giant amounts of business cards and my driver's license.

Keys
Keys galore - van keys, work keys, apartment keys. Gah! How I keep track of them all, I will never know.