It's supposed to be a romantic city. I've been to France before but that was in an over crowded bus driving maniacally through the night on the way to London and all I ever got to see was Calais Harbor, I would love to spend like 3 or 4 days in Paris but it would have to be with someone else as I don't speak a word of French.

No wait, I lie. I can say "Baguette"..but that might not always get me what I want.