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    • January 23, 2009 by Maggie
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    • Plus, Fanta Posse Sounds Vaguely Erotic

    • The Fanta Girls Are My Hip-Hop Posse
      Say I'm too busy working on my streetwear line to find a posse. Enter the Fantanas, a pre-cast set of hot multi-ethnic chicks, ready to follow me around to parties. They're never too exhausted to dance on the bar in my stead, and I'm pretty sure they never need to be fed or use the bathroom. That being the case, you may wonder why I wouldn't call on the arguably more talented and media-savvy Pussycat Dolls. But I think someone is forgetting about the bottomless supply of second-rate mixers.






       
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    ryan said:
    And now I'm trying to figure out a cocktail recipe involving Fanta...
    posted over 3 years ago
    lokibat said:
    Obviously, the best one is Orange Fanta and Malibu.
    posted over 3 years ago
    joshacagan said:
    This is seriously brilliant. It's like Gwen Stefani's Harijuku girls, only minus the weird "stereotypical Asian kowtowing to the blonde white woman," aspect, and plus a fat corporate sponsorship. Goddamn you and your savant-like powers to generate revenue streams.
    posted over 3 years ago
    Ry said:
    You often fill me with "Why didn't I think of that" moments. This is the best one yet. Brilliant!
    posted over 3 years ago
    kathleen said:
    Bonus: endless supply of soda.
    posted over 3 years ago
    teensleuth said:
    Did you know you can buy Fantanas costumes for Halloween? I saw them last season. Personally, I'd probably just throw on a "Make 7/Up Yours" t-shirt if I had occasion to masquerade as a soda spokesperson.
    posted over 2 years ago

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