Where's Mallorca anyway?

It is in the UK, which is definetley a Pro, as I would love to live there. Plus, it's an island, which means near to the sea. People living close to the sea do have a special mentality. Some say they're starnge or cold but I do like them a lot. as I'm from the coast of the Baltic Sea. So here are my reasons for spending my golden years on Jersey: Britain + Island + mild climate