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  • Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and a pack of hyenas? See all answers
    • My money's on the gorilla
    • A gorilla has many clear advantages over a single hyena:

      • Larger size
      • Opposeable thumbs
      • A larger brain (I'm assuming. I've never measured either brain.)
      • Incredible strength
      The real question here is how many hyenas it would take to outnumber a gorilla and kill it (presumably with a bite to an artery?)

      I think it would take at least five, and I have no idea how many hyenas are in a pack, so I'm still giving this one to the gorilla. Which, by the way, would make an awesome catch phrase. Perhaps to indicate that you're unable to make a decision and you're just going to let a situation work itself out:

      "I can't decide between Jenny and Sarah, so I'm just giving this one to the gorilla."

       
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