I to help the environment by shouting at people that drop their shit
I thought I was doing well until I read the plinky list of things I should be doing to help the environment. I don't feel the need to cut down my gas emissions by using 'compact fluorescent lights' because I don't even use uncompacted fluorescent lights in my day-to-day. I didn't even know you could buy offset credits, enough money to buy a car? My current money dream is to have enough to afford an ipod. And tree-planting? Well let me just get my cape and shovel and call myself Eco-Man.

BUT - I AM leading the charge in active verbal environmental abuse. If I see some fucker spit out his chewing gum onto the pavement or throw a piece of trash, I will go up to him and ask "Why did you do that? Don't you give a shit?" This depends on how big the particular fucker is, or if I think he threw his trash on the pavement because he didn't want to put it in his gun pocket. Social policing, we should all do it.