- This is in answer to:
- Animal face-off! Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? See all answers
- April 14, 2009 by briarcat
- Depends on who writes the story
A Bear sat on an ice cube
in the chilly northern sea,
catching fish with his toenails
and having them for tea.
He ate a raft of tuna,
and a shark,
then up-anchored his ice cube
and made it home by dark.
Because I could not jump the shark
The shark came out for me
Describing one gray-silver arc.
Another. And then three.
He grabbed his tail, quite Escherine,
And rolled back to the sea
Shark donut dunked into the brine
For all Eternity.