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    • Obey me. Do it NOW.

    • Obey me
      I am set in my ways. My ways are the right ways. I don't *need* you. I don't have time to fuck around. Obey me or go away.


      Be a Man
      Before you obey me, fight me once in a while. Make some sport of the whole thing before you bend to my will. At least make a go of it, even though we both know you will inevitably lose.


      Don't Lie to Me
      Not even white lies. Fessing up immediately will get you much further than than any lie, which I can smell before it even leaves your mouth.


      At Least try to Have Bigger Balls Than I Do
      Keyword here is "try."


      Listen to Me
      If I talk to you and I can immediately ask you what I just said and you can't answer, I am immediately thinking about how I can get rid of you.


      Most Importantly, Make Me Feel Loved
      The payoff is beyond your wildest dreams.


       
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    NRDeva said:
    :) thoroughly enjoyed
    posted 11 months ago
    DeepPlinker said:
    Enyoyment is a good thing ;)
    posted 11 months ago
    ampbsl said:
    fan-fucking-tastic...... !!!!
    posted 11 months ago
    adelebo said:
    A-fucking-men.Loved this
    posted 11 months ago
    DeepPlinker said:
    It's a wonder I'm still married, eh? LOL!
    posted 11 months ago
    mathewjt said:
    A wonder indeed.
    posted 11 months ago
    b11664 said:
    Well, after reading your answers to the above Question, I suppose lipo. seems a bit, well....kind of childish, sort of....But if i had the time to think about it, I would probably have it down at no.8 r 9.If u take The ' b a man' answer out of ur list..of rules. I would hazard a guest that ur married to a Robot or should b.O' by the way. being a Robot my self ( mark 2 ) say hello 2 ur robot from me!!!
    posted 11 months ago
    DeepPlinker said:
    See? I told you the payoff was worth it. There has to be some reason he sticks around no matter how often I try to throw him out, LOL!
    posted 11 months ago

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