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- If all the world's a stage, and we're merely players, how does your next scene begin? See all answers
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- April 15, 2009 by jabberwokkez
- The next scene features a career change...
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Oh big plans kiddos for the future....
I want to find a new job, not just a job to replace my old one but rather a career. I am not so sure what that entails quite at this point to find what makes me passionate on a day to day basis BUT I do know it would require some soul searching that might involve trying on some new hats.
Possible Career Ideas:
1. Circus: Maybe take some testosterone & start up as the bearded lady? I am a natural entertainer
2. Chef: I am an ok cook & LOVE it. Also I am sure I could be on Top Chef & probably stay till episode 10...sure of it
3. Nurse: I have wanted to go to nursing school since I was 10...then I had the ah-ha moment that I did not in fact want to work 15 hour days & lift 200 lb. obese people bed to bed.
4. Poncy Schemer: not sure if that is how you spell that word BUT pretty sure I could get away with stealing millions from people. Just gotta be smart about it.
Anyone wanna decide my life for me?

And Corinna, Katie's clearly in an improvisational play, in which case it's perfectly acceptable to get some audience participation.