Haha, it depends who I'm talking to.

I have no shame in admitting that I am possibly the biggest flirt in THE WORLD. I can't help it. Flirting is like a second language to me. No, a FIRST language. And unlike some people, I can actually tell when I'm flirting, but I just can't stop. It's addictive, I like the rush you get when you can tell the person is flirting back, I like the thrill of the chase, and it's even better when you're pretty damn certain that you're gonna get the prize at the end. I like it when guys check me out (is that wierd - I'm gay), I like exercising the power I have over them, the "YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CAN'T TOUCH" gets me pretty much anything when you get them talking.

Girls are smarter, naturally, so you actually need to have a proper conversation, you need to work a little harder.

But that's okay, I like a challenge.

But, aside from flirting, I'm at a loss. I mean, you can't flirt with your mum when you want something. You just can't. That's disgusting!

I ALWAYS end up sounding like an idiot and getting nowhere. So.. yeah. I can never talk my way out of things I've done wrong, or talk her into letting me do something she said she wouldn't let me do. Ever. Never never never ever.

It sucks!