I am an advertiser's dream, i was once told by a very dear friend... i've bought it all.

-Cher convinced me i needed special shampoo,

-Nancy Glass told me i needed "sheer cover" makeup,

-the ShamWow guy put a gun to my head and made me buy his product.

uhhhh, i think there was a infomercial with "Mrs. Brady" about Chromium gum i need to chew to lose weight.

Ohh and i bought "The Firm" exercise tapes, wow, i got those and couldn't stand the Southern Belle's voices so i didn't get thru one dvd.

Let's see.....Vanna White came out with a tooth whitening product, but after reading the directions i couldn't use it cause i had bonding on one of my front teeth and it wouldn't change color so i never used that either.