Would we add them to the standard 24?
Where would we put them?
Would we all get them, or just the elite?
Would they be 3600 seconds or Wal-Mart seconds?
Would this shorten or lengthen a life?
If I earned cash in the new minutes would it be taxed?
Would my wife or family know?
What would the Chinese think?
Three hours would that require a Siesta or extra meal?
Would I miss my soaps?

Darn, it seems I lived too long.

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day...

No wonder we're losing time...