On 1st peruse I was like: DUCK YEA I'm staying....upon deeper thought I would need to know a couple things about the island & current conditions:

1. Island: is it tropical or is it GREENLAND...I wanted to say iceland at first but everyone knows greenland is icy & iceland is bankrupt...so would my conditions be tropical enough that I could have a rope swing into a golden pond?
2. Food: dude honestly if you're gonna get all Survivor on me & make me fish & eat crawdads that I am not sure I cooked completely through & give me rice to boil, I am sorry I'm outtie y'all BUT if you had some let's say delicious viddles I am SO there! This would require some simple items I prefer to munch on like fruit, veggies, chocolate sheet cakes and BOOZE. I need some sort of liquor to get my drink on.
3. Companion: I mean we can see the wheels turning here but if it was, for example, hottie with the body I could stay awhile longer. Oh don't forget the issue of whether they would want to bone down as well? So basically would Match.com find us compatible?
4. RELATIVELY stress-free lifestyle: when you put it that way it sounds stressful. I would need some sort of disclaimer explaining responsibilities cause if this gets all Swiss Family Robinson & one week of the year I need to fight pirates with coconut bombs then duck off.

So that is all I am worried about here. If things met my standards then I would never leave BUT if one component was off I would hit the ground running!