Now that I've laid out these words, I'm sure some will go out of their way to share them with me!

Moist
It slithers through my ear like a slimy snake. Moist doesn't even sound good as a word describe cake.

Dissin'
If someone doesn't have the time to use the word Disrespect in its appropriate noun form, then they should make another word choice.

Tweeps
I like Twitter. Twitter-like slang terms surrounding the service make me want to pull my eyeballs out. I even saw one the other day that was a derivative of that lousy "N-word." Please stop now.

Uvula
Sounds like something it isn't.