A giant manly Gorilla sits belly-up to the bar downing a Black Label Jack and Diet Coke. Perched on the stool beside him sits a beautiful, sleek Cougar, one paw of her red-polished claws cinched around the manly Gorilla’s arm.

The door to the bar opens and another man-eating female of the species saunters into the room. This striped Hyena instantly zeros in on our manly Gorilla’s expensive fur coat.

The striped Hyena quietly circles the scene at the bar, sharpening her fearsome teeth as she waits for the moment her prey lowers his defenses and peeks at her in interest. The moment she can go in for the kill.

All of a sudden, the manly Gorilla catches the alluring scent of the striped Hyena and he abandons his attention to the older, more experienced sleek Cougar, in favor of the younger, more supple striped Hyena.

The sleek Cougar flashes her teeth and hisses at the striped Hyena, but recognizing she’s out-maneuvered, she regrettably takes one last look at her manly Gorilla and moves her attention to the nearby bearded Elephant.

The striped Hyena claims her manly Gorilla by whispering sweet nothings into his ear...things so naughty he doesn’t even mind her annoying cackle.

She wraps her skinny arms around her prize, leading him out the door so he can buy her something expensive.

And thus that’s how a creature as mighty as the manly Gorilla, falls.





But...

Not so fast.

Outside the bar awaits the mate of the manly Gorilla. She takes one look at her inebriated doofus of a husband and orders him back into the jungle.

Without her fierce protector, the striped Hyena starts to worry. And she should. For the mate of the manly Gorilla leaps herself onto the striped Hyena and rips out her hair extensions, smudges her cherry lip gloss, and whips her skinny but all the way back to her college dorm.

The momma Gorilla scores!