What Mom? This enormous red and purple bruise that takes up the entire left side of my neck? NO it's not a hickey! What the hell kind of girl do you think I am?
What is it then, if it isn't a giant hickey? Well ummm... You mean you didn't hear? Last night, you know, that noise, you probably heard it.. oh you didn't? Well last night yeah I fell out of my bed. I rolled right over in my sleep, and then I fell out of bed, and this enormous red and purple mark on my neck, it's like, half bruise half rug burn. From when I fell out of bed. And landed on my neck. On the rug.
I know, weird right?