• I can explain

    • Oh, Alibis!

      I was drunk.

      I was half-asleep.

      I had zero balance on my phone.

      I was on drugs.

      I got carried away.

      My dog died.

      My car died.

      I was not late. You're just early.

      I was out of my mind.

      We're just friends.

      It wasn't me.

      I have to find myself.

      I need space.

      It's not you; it's me.

       
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    slamdunk said:
    Nice list--I think you have one for all circumstances there.
    posted over 2 years ago
    EmbraceNatural said:
    heh heh @ "I was not late. You're just early."
    posted over 2 years ago
    StratPlayer said:
    It's not me, it's you
    posted over 2 years ago
    odt said:
    DEFINITELY I WAS DRUNK. the most stupid alibi, ever. hahahahahahahaha i should know, rrrriiiggghhhttt????? :))
    posted over 2 years ago
    StratPlayer said:
    Still one of the best ever
    posted over 2 years ago

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