[having to turn in an assignment]
You see, what had happened was my computer got infected with a virus. You know, one of those current threats going around scaring half the nation. So I saved my document and all, but on other computers, it comes out in complete gibberish, in which you your self can see here. *opens up document* It's in random symbols and what not even if you change the font. I didn't know about this since on my computer, it looks completely normal.

[being late]
You see, what had happened was there was this group of people who were passing out something about God and the end of the world related fliers and it was insanely hard to pass through because there was a big group of them trying to convince people to change to be saved. At one point, one guy held me down because I refused to take a flier and that's when things got crazy. I tried bum rushing out, but others were trying to do the same clogging up the exits. I did my best though, I called down an elevator since no one was really there.

[forgetting an important date]
You see, what had happened was I was have been trying to get this gift for you but I was so caught up in it I didn't realize how fast this day was coming. I really wanted to get you this [special item] but it was out every where and I didn't expect it to be so expensive. I tried my best finding something else, but I guess I ran out of time. I'm really sorry.